Pick a format. Make the meme. Fight for Michigan.
Abdul: Legend
Chuck Norris facts know exactly how you feel: their lives were also incomplete before Abdul showed up.
Mike Dodger
Mike Rogers dodges everything — debates, tough questions, town halls. Name what he's ducking, and watch "Mike Dodger" pull off an impossible evasive maneuver to escape it.
Roger That
Mike Rogers is a rubber stamp: whatever Trump orders, he salutes and says "Roger!" His own name is the sound of caving. Name any absurd command Trump could bark, and watch Rogers obey.
