Meme Army

Abdul El-Sayed is basically superhuman — in absurd, impossible ways. State an outrageous "fact" and pick how it hits: breaking cable news, or a trashy tabloid.

Mike Rogers dodges everything — debates, tough questions, town halls. Name what he's ducking, and watch "Mike Dodger" pull off an impossible evasive maneuver to escape it.

Mike Rogers is a rubber stamp: whatever Trump orders, he salutes and says "Roger!" His own name is the sound of caving. Name any absurd command Trump could bark, and watch Rogers obey.